Monster: I've got to walk 25 miles
home.'
Ghost: Why don't you take a train?
Monster: I did once, but
my mother made me give it back.
CobbJaniexO
My sister is so dim she thinks that
a cartoon is a song you sing in a car.
BradleaPerrydu
Why do programmers always get Christmas and
Halloween mixed up?
Because DEC 25 = OCT 31
PryorConnollybW
One idiot said to the other, "You
know, there are really only three kinds of people in the world: those
who
can count, and those who can't.
LlynColemanjl
Q: What's green and purple and goes up and
down?
A: Barney in an elevator.
SebastianReidjr
Newsflash: Two criminals have escaped from
prison today. One is
orange and 9ft tall, and the other green and
yellow and 2ft Gin tall.
The police are searching high and low for
them.
JermayneCeciliozg
FIRST MONSTER: I fancy
eating the city of
Hong Kong tonight. Care to join me?
SECOND MONSTER: No thanks, I
can't stand Chinese food.
BootFordegU
Why did the dog wear white sneakers ?
Because
his boots were at the menders !
WulfArmstrangrl
Q: How is a penis like
fishing?
A: The
small ones you throw back, the medium ones you eat, and the
larger
ones you mount.
LamarArteya
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Caroline
!
Caroline who ?
Caroline of rope with you !
DelsySheplypQ