Andy Roddick:
Andy Roddick
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Information:
Name: Andy Roddick
Born: 1982-08-30
Height: 1.88
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Filmography:
Punk'd (2005), The History of Argentine Tennis (2006), The Weakest Link (2004), ESPN SportsCentury (2004), The Tonight Show with Jay Leno (2007)
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Barry Bonds:
Barry Bonds
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Information:
Name: Barry Bonds
Born: 1964-07-24
Height: 1.85
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Filmography:
ESPN SportsCentury (2001), Rome Is Burning (2007), 2004 MLB All-Star Game (2004), The 1993 Billboard Music Awards (1993), 1998 MLB All-Star Game (1998)
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Steve Byers:
Steve Byers Naked
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Information:
Name: Steve Byers
Born: 1976-12-31
Height: 1.88
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Filmography:
The Wild Roses (2009), The Sausage Factory (0), John Doe (2003), One Way (2006), The Wedding Dress (2001)
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Q: Have you heard about the Irish
abortion
clinic?
A: There's a 12-month waiting list.
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What do you get if you cross a newsreader
and a toad
?
A croaksman !
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Q. Why did the jellybean go to
school?
A. Because he wanted to be a smarty
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Q.How can you tell when a Chicago Fireman
is dead?
A. The remote control slips from his hand.
ByrleyAdamkouL
Why didn't anyone take the school bus to
school?
I wouldn't fit through the door.
NeddieAlphonsusjA
Customer: I'd like a watch that tells
time.
Clerk: Don't you have a watch that tells time?
Customer: No, you
have to look at it.
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How would you get four reindeer
in
a car?
Two in the front and two in the back!
And how do you get
four polar bears in a car?
Take the reindeer out first
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The frightened tourist: "Are
there any bats in this cave?"
The guide: "There were, but don't
worry, the snakes ate all of
them."
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The seven-year old girl told her mom,
"A boy in my class
asked me to play doctor."
"Oh, dear," the
mother nervously sighed. "What happened, honey?"
"Nothing, he made me
wait 45 minutes and then double-billed the
insurance company."
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I walked into a bar the
other day and ordered a double.
The bartender brought out a guy who
looked just like me.
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